Say goodbye to your niece’s glorified gymnastics mat that you’ve been lugging around on your back for ages. No need to continue to pretend like your current crash pad 1) isn’t a pain in the ass, and 2) actually works. Relegate that trashy thing to the dog house; you and Fido will thank us.
Legit, the Cabbage Patch Crash Pad is the best innovation to crag life since people started climbing on rocks.
With the Cabbage Patch Crash Pad, you take your regular-sized pack to the crag, air up the pad, and enjoy falling into the womb of a thousand rose petals. The patented doohickey actually releases air when you fall, so you are cradled like yo’ mama used to do.
Specs coming soon.